Where we stop, nobody knows.

Lost Desk

• 1.
  Where is my desk ?
• 2.
  *looks up* This is weird !
• 1.
  This is not funny ! This is totally unprofessional !
• 2.
  Yeah ? Well you're the one who lost you desk !
• 1.
  I didn't LOSE my desk !
• 2.
  CALM DOWN ! where was the last place you saw it ?
• 1.
  Okay, WHO moved my desk ?
• 2.
  I think you should retrace your steps !

PamPong

• 1.
  Come on Angela don't you have a game ?
• 2.
  I have one yes !
• 1.
  Let's play what is it ?
• 2.
  I call it PamPong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you !
• 1.
  We're just friends !
• 2.
  Apparently.

• 1.
  So Jimmy, this new purse girl huh ?
• 2.
  Sure, sure yeah !
• 1.
  Why don't you get on that ?
• 2.
  She's not really my type...
• 1.
  What ? Are you gay ?
• 2.
  I don't think so, no...
• 3.
  What is your type ?
• 2.
  Moms... Yep ! socker moms, single moms, nice type moms, any type of moms really !
• 1.
  This is disgusting !
• 3.
  Stay away from my mom !
• 2.
  Too late Kevin !

“In the wild, there’s no healthcare, in the wild healthcare is “oh ! I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me. I’m dead.” Well I’m not dead. I’m the Lion. You’re dead.”

Baby steps

• 1.
  I wanted to take a minute to see how you were adjusting to civilian life. Not so great apparently !
• 2.
  Baby steps...
• 1.
  Rather baby kicks to the groin !

“You have a talent ! But it comes with sacrifice believe me. and it’s time for you to realize that that talent, it doesn’t belong to just you anymore.”

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“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.”

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“No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We’re just warming up.”